Nats Employee Stabbed in Kitchen Brawl!

Well since the Nats aren't putting on much of a show on the diamond, the employess tried to do their best to boost fan entertainment. It's reported that two kitchen employees were involved in an argument in the kitchen area of the President's Club, Nationals Park's most exclusive section...with seats costing $300 each. The heated argument, and ensuing fight resulted in an employee pulling a knife, and stabbing the other.

Police officers tried to block exits to prevent the suspect from exiting, but he fled on foot prior to containment was in place. It's pretty sad that not only do the Nationals suck at baseball, but their image is further tarnished by unruly employees.

I wouldn't be surprised if the fleet-footed, knife wielding employee ends up working for Metro!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/04/AR2009090403911.html

Congrats Nats!

Congrats to the Nats on winning their 7th straight game, improving to a league worst record of 39-72. Just 23.5 games outside of NL east's first place slot, the Nationals are charging forward with a full head of steam!

YOU GO GIRLS!

So Long, Manny Acta!!

Piloting his ball club to an MLB worst 26-61 record, The Nationals' front office gave GM Manny Acta the boot. At this rate, the Nationals are well on their way to another 100+ loss season, which would pretty much assure their well known position of caboose on the MLB train...for a second year in a row.

It gotta be tough being in his position. Starting his career as MLB's youngest manager, working with a team who quite often resembles the bad news bears. You can only do so much with an injury-prone lineup, and subpar performing professional players.

Oh well...SEE YA!

Last Thursday

I had the opportunity to check out a game last week. It was an interleague game versus the Boston Red Sox. Sox fans were definitely a huge draw to Nats park. Thousands of Massholes jammed the subway, and stadium alike to come see their team play. Much to my delight, the Nationals pulled out a victory that night.

The park was sold out, leaving standing room only tickets available. These tickets cost $10. Why do standing room tickets cost $10, when the cheap SEATS cost $5? Shouldn't NOT using a seat cost less?...like $2.50? Anyway...it didnt matter much, as my friend came thru with a hook-up for me with a $175 Diamond Club seat...for free!!

Here are a few pics from last Thursday...











Yes, I took Cheetos in with me. Next time it will be beer. Nats Park has GOT to be the easiest stadium on Earth to bring stuff into.

Record Breaking Attendance!!

Over 41 THOUSAND fans piled in to Nationals Park last night to see the Nationals. Well to be more accurate, I should say "to see the Nationals LOSE to the Boston Red Sox!"

The Nats held their own on the home turf for a while, but as expected, they were out muscled by the AL-leading Red Sox.

I'm actually trying to go to the game tonight, but cant find any cheap tickets on nationals.mlb.com! WTF!!?!?

Nats Win Streak Ends At 4 :(

Well it was good while it lasted. With a loss to the Toronot Blue Jays, the Nationals' four game win streak has come to an end. Those god damn Canadians snatched the long-awaited Nats momentum with a 9-4 victory over DC's best baseball team.

The Nationals were their NORMAL selves in this game. With a 38 pitch first inning, fans should have immediately known what kind of evening this was destined to be. Nats ole faithful, Ryan Zimmerman wasn't able to muster up any offense to help his team. Going 0 for 5 last night, he is now without hit within his last 17 at bats.

Maybe next time Nationals!

Nationals Get A "W"

Aside from the one on their hats!!

I was able to catch the latter part of the Nats/Yanks game last night. Being preoccupied with other things, I totally forgot about last nights game. These are my two teams! I'm a Yankees fan all the way, but my secondary/NL team is the Nationals.

It was agonizing listening to the local assholes on MASN doing the commentating. My gosh they are so freakin biased towards the Nats to the point its painful to listen to at time. It was a good game, and NY native-turned Nats pitcher John Lannan pitched an excellent game. While things started to get interesting in the 9th inning in typical Nats fashion, the gutter team of the National League was able to hold on and come away with a vicroty last night.

Fire in the hole!

If we had any reasons to go to a nats game (aside from watching them lose), we had hotdogs, beer, the presidents race, the t shirt cannon guy, and the fireworks.

Well we still have those...sans pyrotechnics.

Yesterday, DC Fire chief Dennis Rubin attended the Nats game (a game in which they lost...no surprise). During the National Anthem ("...bombs bursting in air...") firewokrs are traditionally shot from atop Nationals Park. Rubin has called this to a halt, after having a miniscule bit of debri from the firework hit him.

If you've attended the game, you've probably witnessed the small bits of cardboard that come tumbling back down to Earth. Rubin was not amused, nor was he pleased. He immediately put a ban on fireworks at Nationals Park.

Thanks for giving us one less thing to look forward to, ya whiny bastard!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/08/AR2009060801808.html

Yaaayyy!!

Looks like I'll be headed to the Nats game tonight. I got a hook-up with a pair of free tickets. The Mrs and I will go to consume beer & hot dogs!

Buh-Bye!

Thats precisely what was said to failing Nations pitcher, Daniel Cabrera. Unable to muster up a win in eight starts, the Nationals management had finally seen enough after a 6-1 loss to the Mets.

The suck ass pitcher (whose release will cost the Nationals in excess of $2.5M) will become a free agent, as he does NOT want to play for a minor league team.

Oh well, at least he can always get a spot with the....oh wait...he got cut from the worst team in the league :-\

Who's Tonight's Special Guest?

ME!!!

I'll be there to watch America's most losing team in baseball!!

Lose (x2)

Congrats to the Nats for losing twice in the same day yesterday. 

Mother Nature To The Rescue, Yet Again!

I think mother nature may be the best player on the Nationals' roster. Yesterday's game was suspended in the bottom of the 11th inning, after an hour (plus) rain delay. The score was knotted at 10.

I got a good chuckle at The Washington Post's article...

"As was made evident for just less than four hours yesterday against the Astros, the team can rely neither on its defense (surprisingly) nor on its bullpen (not so much) to protect leads created by its suddenly potent offense"

The Nationals Didn't Lose Today!!!!

Only because the game was postponed due to rain

Golimar > Nationals

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Why Hello there!!!

I'm sure you know me by now!

I decided to create this blog as a dedication to the losing-most team of Major League baseball. Welcome to WTFNATIONALS!?!??

This purpose of this blog is really simple... to laugh at the sorry ass Washington Nationals. Don't get me wrong...I like the Nationals; they are my NL team (I'm a Yankees fan). But nothing takes away from the fact that the Nationals suck ass!!